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Ares: I live in a seven person, rented apartment, with three bedrooms, and two dogs, in the city… I don’t have a fucking juicer.
Taurus: Shit! It IS crusty lime green!
Gemini: He’s gonna watch it on his sixty inch TV and have a party in the tiny ass, one floor Floridian home.
Cancer: Find yourself a nice Talapian boy.
Leo: The last time I looked at a white person, they dabbed at me.
Virgo: I can’t put down tiddy!
Libra: I’m not fighting, I’m cartwheeling!
Scorpio: Gang signs get you killed… donuts just make you fat.
Sagittarius: I’m poor and nineteen. I can’t get her alcohol, I can’t give her money.
Capricorn: She has lava in her vagina.
Aquarius: When I eat, I chew.
Pisces: You can’t walk through a big puddle without making splashes. -Metaphor of 2016
gryffindor: bonfires, dancing alone in your room at midnight, coffee stains, steaming showers, can be a bit socially awkward, licorice, jean jackets, photograph sessions with friends, road trips, sunrises, animal lovers
hufflepuff: determined, leather jackets, earphones, works hard and smart, sarcastic smirks, treats people with kindness, blasting music, respects rules, constantly sends memes to their friends, not afraid to stand up for what’s right
ravenclaw: inspired by nature, scrunchies, bullshits an entire essay and still gets a high grade, really messy, oversized hoodies, artistic, goes to coffee shops for the aesthetics, loves reading fantasy books, street smart, random facts
slytherin: very emotional but doesn’t show it, houseplants, old cottages in the woods, probably an artist, cries during sad movie scenes but won’t admit it, loves hiking in the forests, greek mythology, easily embarrassed, sharp minded
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Things I love:
A magnificent old beech tree surrounded by wild garlic in Wexford, Ireland. Hollow inside, it must be a couple of 100 years old